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Jennifer Garner Broke Up Ben Affleck’s Bromance With Kevin Smith, So Says...
In the early 2000s, Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck were best brofriends forever, but then Jennifer Garner came along and took a sledgehammer to their happy bromance home. Kevin was in San Diego last week...
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Fake Uber Drivers Tried To Kidnap Kevin Smith’s Daughter
The only traumatizing experience I’ve ever had with Uber was when an Uber driver played Hoobstank during the entire ride. No, I don’t know what Hoobastank songs sound like. I used Shazam to find out...
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Evan Rachel Wood Disses 1997 Ben Affleck
Hello all. Welcome to He Said, She Said Theater. Please enjoy today’s performance of She Took To Twitter: A Play in Four Acts #tooktotwitter Act One: Westworld robutt, Evan Rachel Wood, had some...
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A Whole Lot Of People Are Speaking Out About Harvey Weinstein
Sorry, I should clarify: a whole lot of women and a couple dudes. For some reason, the men of Hollywood aren’t exactly rushing to pipe up with their thoughts about the recent dump of sexual harassment...
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Ben Affeck Is Donating His Dirty Weinstein Money To Charity
Ben Affleck is not going to rest until he’s solved this whole “Hollywood happy hands” problem. After announcing that he was going to lead the charge to vanquish sexual assault, Variety reports that...
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Kevin Smith Just Survived A Massive “Widow-Maker” Heart Attack
Kevin Smith almost died! He tweeted a shot of himself from the hospital bed saying he narrowly avoided death after having a massive “Widow-Maker” heart attack. Kevin tweeted that after doing a show in...
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Chris Pratt Got Some Internet Hate For Sending His Prayers To Kevin Smith
Earlier today we learned that Kevin Smith suffered a massive heart attack after a show in Glendale, CA last night. Kevin came face-to-face with The Widow-Maker, the most diabolical foe Kevin has...
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Kevin Smith Was Very Worried About His Small Dick During His Heart Attack Ordeal
Kevin Smith went on Facebook Live to offer more details about his heart attack and it turns out the only thing scarier to Kevin than death itself, is the thought of people looking at his little dick....
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Kevin Smith Has Lost 17 Pounds On A Post-Heart Attack Potato Diet
They must have been regular ol’ russets and not Japanese potatoes, because only Kevin Smith’s body looks different. Last month, 47-year-old Kevin Smith suffered a massive heart attack due to a 100%...
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Kevin Smith Has Invited Stan Lee To Come Live With Him In An Elder Abuse-Free...
Last week we learned that 95-year-old comic book legend Stan Lee was fighting his greatest foe yet: a villain named elder abuse. Stan had claimed that his former business associate and his nurse had...
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Stan Lee Is Suing His Former Business Manager
Stan “The Man” Lee, Marvel Comics’ showman and co-creator of most of the characters you can’t see a movie without nowadays, has been having a very non-Excelsior! time lately. 95-year-old Stan recently...
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Drake Goes Back To Degrassi In His New Video For “I’m Upset”
Canada Day came early this year! Yesterday Drake dropped the video for his latest song, “I’m Upset,” a video that has surely made any major fan of Degrassi: The Next Generation anything but upset. If...
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Ben Affleck And Kevin Smith Still Aren’t Speaking To Each Other
Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith’s friendship used to be like a Jersey Mike’s club sub version of Leonardo DiCaprio and Martin Scorsese. A few years ago, we learned that Kevin and Ben weren’t exactly on...
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The End (game) Is Near: Some Of The Millions Of Looks From The “Avengers:...
God bless ya if you’ve been able to keep up with all the fucking Avengers running around here these days. Just looking at the poster for the upcoming Avengers: Endgame movie takes so much...
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Ben Affeck Is Donating His Dirty Weinstein Money To Charity
Ben Affleck is not going to rest until he’s solved this whole “Hollywood happy hands” problem. After announcing that he was going to lead the charge to vanquish sexual assault, Variety reports that...
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Kevin Smith Just Survived A Massive “Widow-Maker” Heart Attack
Kevin Smith almost died! He tweeted a shot of himself from the hospital bed saying he narrowly avoided death after having a massive “Widow-Maker” heart attack. Kevin tweeted that after doing a show in...
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Chris Pratt Got Some Internet Hate For Sending His Prayers To Kevin Smith
Earlier today we learned that Kevin Smith suffered a massive heart attack after a show in Glendale, CA last night. Kevin came face-to-face with The Widow-Maker, the most diabolical foe Kevin has...
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Kevin Smith Was Very Worried About His Small Dick During His Heart Attack Ordeal
Kevin Smith went on Facebook Live to offer more details about his heart attack and it turns out the only thing scarier to Kevin than death itself, is the thought of people looking at his little dick....
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Kevin Smith Has Lost 17 Pounds On A Post-Heart Attack Potato Diet
They must have been regular ol’ russets and not Japanese potatoes, because only Kevin Smith’s body looks different. Last month, 47-year-old Kevin Smith suffered a massive heart attack due to a 100%...
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Kevin Smith Has Invited Stan Lee To Come Live With Him In An Elder Abuse-Free...
Last week we learned that 95-year-old comic book legend Stan Lee was fighting his greatest foe yet: a villain named elder abuse. Stan had claimed that his former business associate and his nurse had...
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